A collection of Funny Geek quotes / Computer jokes

I am somebody who lovesss one liners…..to the  maxx!!! (any sort)
and i recently bumped into a few sites having a good collection of geeky quotes and i d like to share it wid u ppl
here r the links!

geek quotes
absolutely hilarious

sneakpeek into wats in them:
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

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